So tomorrow is my little sister’s 7th birthday, and I wanted to do something cool…
having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together
|—||Everyone on August 1st 2014 (via cassywinchestertheangel)|
My diet for the past week has just consisted of table salt because humans are 70% water and I want to be 70% salt water so only 30% of me can drown in the ocean while the rest survives thus making it impossible for me to drown
"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014
"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."
this gives me life….
"Act your fucking age" god damn, this has a good message here.
39 seconds in and I reblogged it
EVERY FRIENDSHIP HAS THAT ONE JOKE THAT BASICALLY ENDS WITH THEM BEING LIKE THIS
Transparent Croatoan sign for your blog.
If you see this on your dashboard, you now have the virus and must reblog or else you will succumb.